Thursday, 14 December 2006
Why Kipling should re-write his Jungle Book
Tuesday, 12 December 2006
Flights of Fantasy

There were mainly two reasons why I chose to study in the UK.
1. Cardiff's reputation as an excellent school for journalism
2. The desire to travel and explore Europe.
I'm glad that the school has well lived up to my expectations. But the exploring is something I still have to begin. Before leaving India, I had a list of countries I wanted to visit. Some of them being Spain, Italy, France, Germany, Switzerland and Morroco (maybe this in itself is unrealistic but I'd love to visit many more if I could afford it). The biggest draw was ofcourse the fact that travelling from the UK to any of these countries is much cheaper than if I had to do it from back home. Low cost airline tickets seem like such a boon. I secretly always wanted to be a travel journalist - visit exotic countries, explore different cultures and lifestyles, write and make documentaries about them, be as prolific, profound and entertaining as Ian Wright.. ah. It would be a start to the career I've always dreamt of. I'd go for interviews, tell prospective employers about my adventures, bowl them over with my technical, research and journalistic skills (whenever I master those i.e. ). Things would go well, I'd get a job on a travel show with the BBC and life would be perfect.
And then I happened to read Monbiot. In his online portal turnuptheheat.org, George Monbiot criticizes one of my favourite bands, Coldplay. He doesn't say their music is shit, but accuses lead singer Chris Martin of being a hypocritical environmentalist. Twisted logic, one of Coldplay's songs on the album X&Y talks about how people should make right decisions when it comes to treating the planet. However Chris flies home at least 2-3 times between gigs in his private jet, probably hundreds of times in a year, burning 0.68 litres of kerosene per every kilometer travelled. The Airbus A321, a standard medium-haul commercial plane on the other hand burns 0.027 litres per kilometre per passenger (1) . Do I need to say anymore?
Saturday, 9 December 2006
Salaam Bombay!

Bombay was actually a cluster of seven islands, which were eventually merged thanks to engineering projects by the British Raj. With a massive population of more than 15 million, land reclamation (from the sea) continues. It is the commercial and entertainment capital of the country and also has Asia's biggest slums! (Dharavi as it is called houses one million people and has a black leather market. The white market generates $1bn in revenue annually.) This is perhaps one of the most fascinating facts about Bombay. The co-existence of extremes.
I used to work in South Bombay, where most media companies were located. Since I lived in the suburbs, I'd have to endure an excruciating one and a half hour journey via the train and bus to get to work. Driving to work would be unthinkable. However, without a traffic nightmare, it would take just about 20 mins to cover that distance. So anyway, every morning I'd get into a packed train, stand sandwiched between fat aunties with smelly underarms, horribly boisterous machi walis (ladies selling fish in big straw baskets with fish water dripping all over) and the rest of the conscientious middle class junta. Not a pretty sight and definately not comfortable. (Seriously our government has to do something about our population!) And yet the trains are perhaps the most reliable means of transport in the city. About 6 million people travel by train in Bombay daily. Of course, after the seven consecutive bomb blasts that occured in various trains this July, these numbers might have dwindled, though however I'm sure by just a trace. The city and the railways were back on track the very next day. Bombay has seen so many such incidents though that sometimes I wonder whether we've just become immune to death and disaster.
When the big cloudburst took Bombayites by surprise on 26th July 05, a spirit of amazing kindness took over the city. I clearly remember it being my first day at my new workplace. After a three hour long meeting, my bosses and I got out of the clients office only to find the water level in the compound to have risen to an amazing 2 feet. Initially we were really amused by the madness, but when the car refused to move we realised, as had the hundreds of others on the street that it was going to be a long walk home. We (me and my boss) walked hand in hand (it was really funny) till we had to part ways. That evening however confirmed my belief that Bombay is one of the more safer places to live in. I was escorted to a friend's place by a complete stranger, without whom I may have probably fallen into one of the various sewage drains that are carelessly left open. Water levels around my house had reached 6 ft. The suburbs recieved 944 mm of rain that day, the norm usually being 93mm. Almost 1500 people died in the flood and related diseases.
So, Bombay is not perfect. But that's where its beauty lies. Every nook and corner in the city has its own story. Right from Khau gully (eat street) where you can sample a huge variety of Indian dishes all on the street and for less than 50p to Oh! Calcutta where you can have the same food for twenty times the price; from Churchgate's fashion street where you can buy your favourite designer wear cheap (hehe) to the GAP's and D&G's of the world; from polluted factories to pure nature, beaches and mountains, hot weather, dirty streets, haughty celebs, pretty faces, extreme poverty, disgusting wealth, Bombay has it all.
And so, if you can live in Bombay, I bet you can live anywhere in this world!